For those moments when the joke is so bad… you have to respect it.

The “Wow Dice El Perro” TShirt Hoodie is for every groan-worthy punchline, every dad joke that goes too far, and every friend who thinks they’re way funnier than they actually are. Soft, lightweight, and desert-weather approved, this hoodie wraps you in comfort while delivering peak sarcasm — the kind of reaction that says, “I can’t believe you just said that… but wow, you got me.” Perfect for family gatherings, game nights, or any moment when the humor is questionable but the commitment is impressive.

Whether you’re grabbing it for yourself or gifting it to the resident jokester, this one hits every time — easily the best go-to gift for dads, uncles, coworkers, or anyone who loves a perfectly bad joke.

Why You’ll Actually Wear This Every Day

• 4.5 oz Featherweight French Terry — TShirt Hoodie light enough for sunny days, cozy enough for chilly nights
• 70/30 combed ring-spun cotton/poly blend — soft, durable, and doesn’t do that weird stiff thing
• Unlined hood — comfy + no extra bulk
• Front pouch pocket — for hands, snacks, receipts you’ll never look at again
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with metal tips + grommets — premium look without the premium attitude
• Tear-away label — because we don’t tolerate itchy nonsense
• Back neck tape — helps the hoodie keep its shape (unlike your weekend plans) 

Made for Real Southern New Mexico Life

At True Threads Co., we design for the people who actually live the culture — the roadrunners, the sideline parents, the early risers, the river-walk wanderers, and the “let’s sit outside with a fire even though it’s definitely not that cold” crew.

This hoodie moves with you, breathes with you, and survives the wash cycle without falling apart — because life here is busy and your clothes shouldn’t be.

True Threads Co. | Wow Dice el Perro Hoodie – District DT571