Where Authentic Vibes Meet Everyday Comfort — and Dad Jokes That Bite
Some dads tell jokes. Ours bark them. Introducing our "Wow, dice el perro" tee — a tribute to every dad who thinks he's hilarious (and actually kinda is). It's got spunk. It's got sarcasm. It’s got that same energy your tío brings to every mantanza with a cold one in hand and zero shame in his pun game.
Crafted from our signature ultra-soft tri-blend fabric, this unisex crew is made to keep up — whether you're dropping punchlines at the cookout or just tryna stay cool while the kids roast your “chiste del día.”
Funny. Iconic. Borderland Approved.
Because here at True Threads Co., we believe if your tee doesn’t make someone roll their eyes and laugh, what are we even doing?
Product features - Retail fit ideal for casual and semi-formal occasions - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers comfort - Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation - Sourced from humane, sustainable manufacturers.
Description - Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester - Athletic Heather, Black Heather, Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester - Ash and Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester - Solid Colors: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability
BRAND: Bella+Canvas
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Best if inside out - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat or lay flat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dry clean
