Because sometimes the perro speaks louder than the people.
This tee brings that humor we all grew up with — the kind that shows up at family parties, backyard BBQs, and every time someone’s dramatic for no reason. “Wow dice el perro” is the perfect blend of sarcasm, culture, and that playful Southern NM attitude we love. Soft, lightweight, and made for everyday wear, this shirt fits seamlessly into your weekly lineup whether you’re running errands, relaxing at home, or hanging out with the crew.
Funny without being loud, and relatable to literally everyone — this tee makes the best go-to gift for dog lovers, jokesters, cousins who talk too much, and anyone who appreciates a good Spanglish one-liner.
Product Highlights
- Ultra-soft, premium comfort with a relaxed retail fit
- Spanglish statement design with authentic Southern NM flavor
- Everyday-wear approved for work, errands, family days, and slow desert weekends
- Tear-away label for a tag-free, irritation-free feel
- Designed with the culture, humor, and attitude our region is known for
- A perfect everyday tee and an even better gift
Product Details
- 4.3 oz. lightweight comfort
- 60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester jersey
- Slightly heathered premium finish
- Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed for a modern fit
- Tear-away label for tag-free comfort
True Threads Co. | Wow Dice El Perro — Everyday Comfort, Southern NM Style
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Size
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Front body length
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Body length
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Body width
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Sleeve length
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XS
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27"
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27"
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17"
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7.125"
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S
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28"
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28"
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19"
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7.625"
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M
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28"
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29"
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20.5"
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8.125"
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L
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30"
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30"
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22"
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8.625"
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XL
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31"
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31"
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24"
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9.125"
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2XL
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32"
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32"
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26"
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9.625"
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3XL
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33"
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33"
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28"
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10.125"
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4XL
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34"
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34"
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30"
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10.625"
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5XL
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35"
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35"
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32"
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11.125"
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6XL
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36"
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36"
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34"
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11.625"
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